I AM THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ASK-VOICE BLOG. THE "STRAIGHT UP FUCKING OG" IF YOU SO PREFER. IF YOU COMBINE THAT WITH THE FACT THAT I'M KARKAT, THIS MEANS I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASK BLOG OF THEM ALL.
THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.
I TRACK THE TAG #askkarkatvoice, IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR FAN SHIT.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]THEME CHOSEN: “WHAT IF” QUESTIONS.
cherryspirit answered: The “What If..” Theme Seems Interesting.
CONGRATULATIONS, CHERRYSPIRIT. THE AUDIENCE IS APPLAUDING YOU FOR SUGGESTING THE SAME THING EVERYONE ELSE WAS AND BOOING YOU FOR GETTING A FREE ANSWER FROM ME BY DOING SO.
I’M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, I KNOW THE KIND OF INANE TRIVIAL PRIVACY BATTERING RAMS YOU’RE GOING TO SEND ME, FANDOM. I WOULD SAY I’M PREPARED, BUT I’M NOT.
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4000 FOLLOWER SPECIAL: THEME?
WELL WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? I SEE A NUMBER. A NUMBER THAT IS PRETTY FUCKING SIGNIFICANT. TO ME, AT LEAST.
THIS MEANS THE NEXT ENTRY WILL BE A THEME ENTRY, WHICH MEANS YOU SUGGEST THEMES IN THE ANSWERS TO THIS AND TOMORROW I’LL PICK ONE AT RANDOM AND ANNOUNCE IT.
NO MATTER HOW EMBARRASSING OR STUPID OR WHATEVER.
AND THE PERSON WHO’S THEME I PICK GETS A FREE ANSWER FROM ME, SO PEOPLE WHO’VE SHOWN UP IN MY ENTRIES 3 TIMES SHOULD STOP BEING SELFISH PRICKS AND LET SOME OTHERS HAVE A CHANCE BY SUBMITTING THINGS.
AND IF THIS IS GETTING BORING; THE 5000 THING WILL BE MUCH MORE INTERESTING. I HAVE SO MANY GODLY GENIUS PLANS, YOU DON’T EVEN FUCKING KNOW.
RAMBLING ASIDE, JUST FUCKING POST SUGGESTIONS AND SHIT ALREADY.
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SO I RECORDED THE SECOND EPISODE OF MY MYST LIVESTREAM.
THE LAND OF STONE AND SHIPS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE STONESHIP AGE.
NOW WITH MORE TECHNICAL AUDIO FUCK UPS THAN ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR!
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saynonomori asked: Theme- Fifty First Derps, AKA the dumbest stuff you have ever witnessed your friends do, or the dumbest stuff you've witnessed in general.
I’M NOT DOING A THEME ENTRY UNTIL I HIT A FUCKING MILESTONE.
I CAN’T JUST HAND OUT THEME ENTRIES WITHOUT AN OCCASION. THAT WOULD BE COMPROMISING MY FUCKING PRINCIPLES.
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ROUND 31GHT33N: “4 HORR1BL3 4ND T3RR1FY1NG PL4C3 D3VO1D OF 4NY H4PP1N3SS OR FUN >:O”
H3 H4SNT FOUND 1T Y3T
YOU KNOW WHAT 1 M34N R1GHT?! >;]
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE FUCKING DOING.
I’M SLIGHTLY RELIEVED THAT YOU DIDN’T GO THROUGH ANYTHING.
BUT THIS MEANS I’M GOING TO ALCHEMIZE SOME HIGH TECH LOCKING KIT SO I CAN KEEP WANDERING TEALBLOODS AND OTHERWISE OUT OF MY PERSONAL QUARTERS.
… UNLESS YOU, OF COURSE, FUCKING ASK FOR ONCE.
Source: 4skt3r3z1vo1c3
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ENTRY 11. FFFFFFFFFFFUCK.
REALLY NOW, IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD HAVE EDITED HALF OF THAT SHIT OUT.
FIRST PLACE IN THE CLUELESS IDIOT CONTEST GOES TO ME!
AND FIRST PLACE IN THE ENORMOUS DOUCHE CATEGORY GOES TO STRIDER.
TINDECK | INSUFFERABLE PRICK | EXTRAS | ASK
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itsrainingfireflies asked: BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!! Once you are given this award, you are supposed to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserved it. If you break the chain nothing will happens, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. ♥
WHAT AN IDIOTIC CONCEPT.
AND WHAT A MISINFORMED OPINION OF ME TO HOLD IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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I BET YOU NOOKWHIFFING HALFWITS DIDN’T KNOW I HAD A FUCKING YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
THAT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I DIDN’T.
BUT NOW I FUCKING DO. SO WATCH THIS SHIT.
AND CHECK THE YOUTUBE DESCRIPTION FOR LINKS AND WHATEVER THE FUCK.
COMICS BY DUDETIME AND GENERALHOMESTUCKERY.
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“MYST” FIRST STREAM: RESOUNDING SUCCESS.
BUT IT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER.
NEXT TIME I’M GOING TO HAVE MODS HELPING WITH THE CHAT. BK MIGHT BE ONE OF THEM, SO FUCKING BEWARE THE SASSY SEQUINED FLAMBOYANCE IF THAT HAPPENS.
I ALSO FIGURED OUT A FORMAT.
- “MYST” IS DIVIDED INTO DIFFERENT ISLANDS WHERE I HAVE TO COLLECT PAGES.
- EVERY STREAM I WILL TRY TO COMPLETE ONE OF THESE ISLANDS AND GET THE PAGE I NEED.
- THEN I’LL BREAK DOWN AND SUMMARIZE WHATEVER THE FUCK I JUST DID, AND GO BACK AND FORTH WITH YOU FUCKS ON SPECULATION FOR THIS SHIT.
- BEFORE AND AFTER I’LL FUCK AROUND AND TALK TO YOU HALFWITS.
BUT STILL, AS MUCH WENT WRONG, IT STILL FUCKING WORKED AND GOD TAPDANCING BUCKETCRUSHING FUCK AM I GLAD IT DID.
ALSO FUCK AUTOMATIC UPDATES.
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