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THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.

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2012-07-23-02:40

@ 4skt3r3z1vo1c3 | + 346 | ▶ 15877

4skt3r3z1vo1c3:

askkarkatvoice:

ENTRY 16. I’M TIRED AND THIS IS BORING.

THAT’S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO EVACUATE FROM THE VOCAL FOLDS OF MY CHITINOUS WINDTUBE ON THE MATTER.

I’M GOING TO GO HIT THE SLIME. 

TINDECK | ASK

OH NO! K4RK4T, THATS NOT JU1C3 4ND SC4L3M4T3 FLUFF! DONT YOU R34L1Z3 TH3R3 1S 4 MURD3R SC3N3 1N YOUR R3SP1T3BLOCK? >:O 

DONT WORRY, 1 W1LL B3 TH3R3 SHORTLY W1TH MY N3W FOR3NS1CS T34M

TH3Y M4Y B3 ROOK13S W1TH 4 LOT TO PROV3, BUT TH3Y C4M3 H1GHLY R3COMM3ND3D, 4ND 1 4M SUR3 TH3Y 4R3 UP TO TH3 T4SK 

JUST B3 SUR3 TO K33P YOUR GRUBBY L1TTL3 P4WS OFF OF TH3 3V1D3NC3 UNT1L TH3 PROP3R 4UTHOR1T13S 4RR1V3!  

TH3R3S NO US3 1N CONT4M1N4T1NG TH3 CR1M3 SC3N3 W1TH YOUR R3PUGN4NTLY P3TUL4NT 4TT1TUD3 >:]

TEREZI ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

YOUR WEIRD CSI/COURT/DETECTIVE DRAMAS ARE STUPID ENOUGH AS IS BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO THE EXTRA MILE AND FORCE OTHERS TO DEAL WITH THEM?

FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU COULD AT LEAST ASK.

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