I AM THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ASK-VOICE BLOG. THE "STRAIGHT UP FUCKING OG" IF YOU SO PREFER. IF YOU COMBINE THAT WITH THE FACT THAT I'M KARKAT, THIS MEANS I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASK BLOG OF THEM ALL.
THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.
I TRACK THE TAG #askkarkatvoice, IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR FAN SHIT.
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ENTRY 25. 6900 FOLLOWER + 1 YEAR SPECIAL.
THIS WAS A TINY BLOG FROM A TINY INDIVIDUAL THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO.
I THINK IT’S TIME YOU GUYS GOT A FUCKING CLUE ON THE BASICS OF SOME OF THIS TROLL SHIT. ALLOW ME TO CAREFULLY HOLD THE MAGNIFYING GLASS UP TO YOUR OCCIPITAL ORBS SO YOU CAN INSPECT SAID CLUE.
THANKS AGAIN FOR THE SUPPORT. THERE SHOULD BE MORE COMING FOR CELEBRATORY WHATEVER AS WELL.
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ENTRY 24. MORE FILLER.
AND THAT’S ABOUT IT.
ASKBOX CLOSED UNTIL I ANNOUNCE THE THEME.
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ENTRY 23. SO MUCH FOR REGULAR ENTRIES.
I’D APOLOGIZE FOR THE LATE ENTRY BUT [USUAL LAME ASS EXCUSE]
TAKE IT AND LISTEN TO ME FUCKING EMBARRASS MYSELF YET AGAIN.
INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS LATER.
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ENTRY 22. CULTURE AND MEMORIES AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
THESE QUESTIONS ARE KIND OF GRABBAG PARTY FAVOR GRADE.
MAYBE I SHOULD DO A THEME ENTRY AGAIN?
(also whispering is not that fucking difficult you lumpspews.)
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ENTRY 21. LETS TRY THIS AGAIN.
I GAVE UP HOPE WHEN I FOUND OUT OTHERS HAD MY CRABPHONE. BUT THEN NOTHING HAPPENED.
SO LETS ASSUME IT WAS DESTROYED IN SOME KIND OF FIREY, BUBBLE-OBLITERATING DOUBLE DEATH RAY OR SOMETHING?
THAT ASIDE, HERE. I’M FUCKING BACK. NEW POST EVERY FRIDAY.
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entry 20. takeover, biitche2.
kk wiill probably fiind out about thii2 2oon enough. 2erve2 hiim riight for neglectiing thii2 blog 2o much. ehehehe
here. liink2 below.
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ENTRY 19. RUSH JOB.
TOOK A WHILE TO FINALLY GET TIME ALONE AGAIN. TWICE. I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. HAVE THIS. NO FUCKING COMMENTARY.
TAKE YOUR FUCKING LINKS, TOO…
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ENTRY 18. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
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I FOUND THIS SAVED IN MY DRAFTS. I DIDN’T PUT IT THERE. I WOULD HAVE EDITED IT AT LEAST… BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW, I DONT EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING THING I RECORDED IT ON.
BUT THAT MEANS THERE ARE OTHERS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO MY BLOG.
OH FUCK, THAT MEANS THERE ARE OTHERS THAT ARE USING THE CRABPHONE! IN DREAMBUBBLES. SHIT. OH MAN. OH GOD. OH FUCK.
WELL, I MEAN, THEY HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING TOO BAD YET! I THINK… I HOPE.
TEREZI | INSUFFERABLE PRICK | SCARFED MOTHERFUCKER | PANTLESS DEAD FRIEND | EXTRAS | ASK
Source: SoundCloud / AskKarkatVoice
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ENTRY 17. GETTING TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT.
I’M NOT VERY FOND OF SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS COMING IN. THOUGH “NOT VERY FOND” IS KIND OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT AND WHAT I ACTUALLY MEAN IS THEY’RE FUCKING AWFUL.
BUT WHEN HAVE THEY EVER NOT BEEN?
JOKES ASIDE, I DO ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED FOR A SPECIFIC MILESTONE. I MEAN THIS ONE IS ALREADY A HUGE ONE, AND PLANS ARE UNDERWAY TO CELEBRATE BOTH THIS AND THE NEXT ONE SIMULTANEOUSLY I GUESS?
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ENTRY 16.5 OH SHIT HOW MIRACULOUS
FIRST TEST OF THE CRABPHONE.
I DIDN’T HAVE THE STAMINA TO GO MORE THAN LIKE 4 MINUTES THIS TIME. BITE ME.
IN FACT I DON’T EVEN CONSIDER THIS AN ENTRY. I’LL DO ANOTHER LIKE TOMORROW, WHICH USUALLY MEANS NEXT MONTH. HAHAHAHAHA.
BUT NOT REALLY, I WANT TO ACTUALLY RECORD IT TOMORROW.
