ASK KARKAT VOICE
I'M HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS.

I AM THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ASK-VOICE BLOG. THE "STRAIGHT UP FUCKING OG" IF YOU SO PREFER. IF YOU COMBINE THAT WITH THE FACT THAT I'M KARKAT, THIS MEANS I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASK BLOG OF THEM ALL.

THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.

I TRACK THE TAG #askkarkatvoice, IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR FAN SHIT.
AKVBOUND - END OF ASKKARKATVOICE ACT 1
HAPPY 6/12. PLAY THE INTERACTIVE WALKAROUND GAME HERE. 
EDIT: WALKTHROUGH FOR THE GAME HERE

2014-06-12-20-19

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AKVBOUND - END OF ASKKARKATVOICE ACT 1

IT’S BEEN A VERY LONG BREAK. HAVE AN INTERACTIVE WALKAROUND GAME ABOUT THIS BLOG. HAPPY 6/12.

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU 12,000 FOLLOWERS FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.

YOU CAN REBLOG THIS OR THE PROMO POST ANNOUNCING IT.

(game may take a bit to load, be patient. the server may also slow down if too many people are playing at once, so be extra patient.)

EDIT: WALKTHROUGH FOR THE GAME HERE

INFO & CREDITS HERE | EXTRAS | WALKTHROUGH | PROMO POST 

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2013-07-07-14:01

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ENTRY -2. I NEED MORE THEME POSTS.

GIVE ME SOME THEME ENTRY IDEAS IN THE QUESTION BOX BELOW. DO *NOT* SEND VIA ASK. THAT SHIT IS CLOSED UNTIL I DECIDE ON A THEME.

JUST LIKE OLD TIMES I WILL USE A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATING POLYHEDRON TO PICK ONE, AND RE-ROLL IF WHAT IT LANDS ON IS FUCKING DUMB…

OH, AND

 

I GUESS IT WILL ALSO BE THE 10,000 FOLLOWER SPECIAL?

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2013-06-30-16:02

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ENTRY 27. STUFF ABOUT THINGS.

I THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT SHIT I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I DO THINGS TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THAT, LIKE WRITING WITTY FOOTNOTES TO AUDIO POSTS! HA HA.

DOWNLOAD | EXTRAS | ASK

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2013-06-22-17:30

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ENTRY 26. INTRIGUE.

THE GAP BETWEEN QUESTIONS I LIKED AND QUESTIONS I WANTED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IS VERY WIDE WITH THIS ENTRY. STICK THROUGH THE TOUGH SHIT AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FIND SOME VALUABLE PRECIOUS METAL OR SOME OTHER ANALOGY FOR INSIGHT.

DOWNLOAD | ASK | EXTRAS

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2013-06-17-18:02

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ENTRY NUMBER FUCK IT

THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON’T CARE TO SCREEN QUESTIONS. 

DOWNLOAD | ASK | EXTRAS | STRIDER

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2013-02-20-18:20

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ENTRY 25. 6900 FOLLOWER + 1 YEAR SPECIAL.

THIS WAS A TINY BLOG FROM A TINY INDIVIDUAL THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO. 

I THINK IT’S TIME YOU GUYS GOT A FUCKING CLUE ON THE BASICS OF SOME OF THIS TROLL SHIT. ALLOW ME TO CAREFULLY HOLD THE MAGNIFYING GLASS UP TO YOUR OCCIPITAL ORBS SO YOU CAN INSPECT SAID CLUE.

THANKS AGAIN FOR THE SUPPORT. THERE SHOULD BE MORE COMING FOR CELEBRATORY WHATEVER AS WELL.

DOWNLOAD | EXTRASASK

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2013-01-22-17:28

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THEME: TROLL CULTURE & STUFF. →

THIS ONE SEEMED TO BE POPULAR SO I’M JUST GOING TO GO WITH MAJORITY VOTE AND NOT GIVE THE RAFFLE OF FREE ANSWER TO ANYONE. SO THERE YOU GO. 

TROLL CULTURE, HISTORY, BIOLOGY, ANY BASIC SHIT ALONG THOSE LINES. I WILL HEAT YOUR HUMAN THINKPANS TO BE MALLEABLE ENOUGH TO WRAP AROUND THESE CONCEPTS.

 THE FASTER I GET GOOD QUESTIONS THE FASTER THIS SHIT GETS DONE, SO SEND IN SHIT AND/OR CALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO CAN THINK OF BETTER SHIT TO SEND AND TELL THEM TO SEND IT.

ASK BOX IS OPEN. GET FUCKING MOVING.

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2013-01-12-21:17

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ENTRY 24. MORE FILLER.

AND THAT’S ABOUT IT.

ASKBOX CLOSED UNTIL I ANNOUNCE THE THEME.

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2013-01-05-19:01

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6900 FOLLOWERS.

HOLY SWEET TANGY MOTHERGRUB OF FUCK.

I’M PRETTY SURE YOU ALL KNOW WHY THIS NUMBER IS SIGNIFICANT.

AND NO, NOT IN THE PERVERTED HUMAN SENSE, I MEAN SYMBOLICALLY.

THAT MEANS ONCE AGAIN IT’S TIME FOR 

AND IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME, THIS SHIT WAS GETTING PRETTY BLAND.

AND ONCE AGAIN I’M LETTING ALL OF YOU OVERLY LOYAL LISTENERS PICK THE THEME. 

ACTUALLY YOU ONLY GET TO SUGGEST THE THEME AND THE PICKING IS UP TO MY RANDOM NUMBER GENERATORS BUT WHATEVER.

SUGGESTIONS?

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