ASK KARKAT VOICE
I'M HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS.

I AM THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ASK-VOICE BLOG. THE "STRAIGHT UP FUCKING OG" IF YOU SO PREFER. IF YOU COMBINE THAT WITH THE FACT THAT I'M KARKAT, THIS MEANS I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASK BLOG OF THEM ALL.

THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.

I TRACK THE TAG #askkarkatvoice, IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR FAN SHIT.

20th February 2013

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ENTRY 25. 6900 FOLLOWER + 1 YEAR SPECIAL.

THIS WAS A TINY BLOG FROM A TINY INDIVIDUAL THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO. 

I THINK IT’S TIME YOU GUYS GOT A FUCKING CLUE ON THE BASICS OF SOME OF THIS TROLL SHIT. ALLOW ME TO CAREFULLY HOLD THE MAGNIFYING GLASS UP TO YOUR OCCIPITAL ORBS SO YOU CAN INSPECT SAID CLUE.

THANKS AGAIN FOR THE SUPPORT. THERE SHOULD BE MORE COMING FOR CELEBRATORY WHATEVER AS WELL.

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22nd January 2013

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THEME: TROLL CULTURE & STUFF. →

THIS ONE SEEMED TO BE POPULAR SO I’M JUST GOING TO GO WITH MAJORITY VOTE AND NOT GIVE THE RAFFLE OF FREE ANSWER TO ANYONE. SO THERE YOU GO. 

TROLL CULTURE, HISTORY, BIOLOGY, ANY BASIC SHIT ALONG THOSE LINES. I WILL HEAT YOUR HUMAN THINKPANS TO BE MALLEABLE ENOUGH TO WRAP AROUND THESE CONCEPTS.

 THE FASTER I GET GOOD QUESTIONS THE FASTER THIS SHIT GETS DONE, SO SEND IN SHIT AND/OR CALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO CAN THINK OF BETTER SHIT TO SEND AND TELL THEM TO SEND IT.

ASK BOX IS OPEN. GET FUCKING MOVING.

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12th January 2013

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ENTRY 24. MORE FILLER.

AND THAT’S ABOUT IT.

ASKBOX CLOSED UNTIL I ANNOUNCE THE THEME.

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5th January 2013

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6900 FOLLOWERS.

HOLY SWEET TANGY MOTHERGRUB OF FUCK.

I’M PRETTY SURE YOU ALL KNOW WHY THIS NUMBER IS SIGNIFICANT.

AND NO, NOT IN THE PERVERTED HUMAN SENSE, I MEAN SYMBOLICALLY.

THAT MEANS ONCE AGAIN IT’S TIME FOR 

AND IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME, THIS SHIT WAS GETTING PRETTY BLAND.

AND ONCE AGAIN I’M LETTING ALL OF YOU OVERLY LOYAL LISTENERS PICK THE THEME. 

ACTUALLY YOU ONLY GET TO SUGGEST THE THEME AND THE PICKING IS UP TO MY RANDOM NUMBER GENERATORS BUT WHATEVER.

SUGGESTIONS?

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5th January 2013

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ENTRY 23. SO MUCH FOR REGULAR ENTRIES.

I’D APOLOGIZE FOR THE LATE ENTRY BUT [USUAL LAME ASS EXCUSE]

TAKE IT AND LISTEN TO ME FUCKING EMBARRASS MYSELF YET AGAIN.

INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS LATER.

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21st December 2012

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ENTRY 22. CULTURE AND MEMORIES AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

THESE QUESTIONS ARE KIND OF GRABBAG PARTY FAVOR GRADE.

MAYBE I SHOULD DO A THEME ENTRY AGAIN?

(also whispering is not that fucking difficult you lumpspews.)

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19th December 2012

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ENTRY 21. LETS TRY THIS AGAIN.

I GAVE UP HOPE WHEN I FOUND OUT OTHERS HAD MY CRABPHONE. BUT THEN NOTHING HAPPENED.

SO LETS ASSUME IT WAS DESTROYED IN SOME KIND OF FIREY, BUBBLE-OBLITERATING DOUBLE DEATH RAY OR SOMETHING?

THAT ASIDE, HERE. I’M FUCKING BACK. NEW POST EVERY FRIDAY.

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17th October 2012

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entry 20. takeover, biitche2.

kk wiill probably fiind out about thii2 2oon enough. 2erve2 hiim riight for neglectiing thii2 blog 2o much. ehehehe

here. liink2 below.

tiindeck | a2k kk | my blog | a2k me

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24th September 2012

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ENTRY 19. RUSH JOB.

TOOK A WHILE TO FINALLY GET TIME ALONE AGAIN. TWICE. I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW. HAVE THIS. NO FUCKING COMMENTARY.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING LINKS, TOO…

TINDECK | EXTRAS | ASK

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10th September 2012

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SO, THOSE 50 THAT SUGGESTED ME TO DANTE BASCO

I SAID I WOULD DO THIS, SO I’M GOING TO. HERE ARE LINKS TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR FUCKING PAGES.
  1. mageofform
  2. teh-dwarf-king
  3. donutmastr
  4. pyrotechnicstars
  5. anavirable
  6. mercilessmercy
  7. lunarous
  8. spocketlaine
  9. vantaspants
  10. tachycardiologist
  11. celestialtoxophilite
  12. flammablevermillion
  13. torihawkeye
  14. catheadphones
  15. maidofspace3
  16. omnipresentfool
  17. feelinshiny
  18. unuora
  19. flyawaymax
  20. windsroad
  21. nevernoahh
  22. thejuicydangler
  23. 47confusednoots
  24. dr4gonbl1nd
  25. seraphinu
  26. horrendousblah
  27. gideontimes
  28. oppanhomestuckstyle
  29. airbornranchdressing
  30. differentmasks
  31. grubmasterhustledaddy
  32. undying-caliborn
  33. mr-radical
  34. trickster-karkat
  35. notausualnovice
  36. evapples
  37. jiontwings
  38. zenithalgaze
  39. 10yrsy
  40. ask-kazooie
  41. clockworkvaudeville
  42. denten02
  43. bifocalcurious
  44. fivetail
  45. kinomatika
  46. xantouke
  47. thisworldendswithme
  48. callmesherly
  49. helioscentrifuge

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE NOW EARNED MOUNTAINS OF HATE BY ASSOCIATION FOR DOING THIS.

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