ASK KARKAT VOICE
I'M HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS.

I AM THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ASK-VOICE BLOG. THE "STRAIGHT UP FUCKING OG" IF YOU SO PREFER. IF YOU COMBINE THAT WITH THE FACT THAT I'M KARKAT, THIS MEANS I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASK BLOG OF THEM ALL.

THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.

I TRACK THE TAG #askkarkatvoice, IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR FAN SHIT.
AKVBOUND - END OF ASKKARKATVOICE ACT 1
HAPPY 6/12. PLAY THE INTERACTIVE WALKAROUND GAME HERE. 
EDIT: WALKTHROUGH FOR THE GAME HERE

2014-06-12-20-19

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AKVBOUND - END OF ASKKARKATVOICE ACT 1

IT’S BEEN A VERY LONG BREAK. HAVE AN INTERACTIVE WALKAROUND GAME ABOUT THIS BLOG. HAPPY 6/12.

THANKS TO ALL OF YOU 12,000 FOLLOWERS FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS.

YOU CAN REBLOG THIS OR THE PROMO POST ANNOUNCING IT.

(game may take a bit to load, be patient. the server may also slow down if too many people are playing at once, so be extra patient.)

EDIT: WALKTHROUGH FOR THE GAME HERE

INFO & CREDITS HERE | EXTRAS | WALKTHROUGH | PROMO POST 

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2014-04-01-20:54

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ENTRY -3. AUs

WHAT A STRANGELY SIMILAR WORLD WE LIVE IN.

WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO SLIGHTLY FUCKING SUBTLY OFF?

DOWNLOAD | EXTRAS | STRIDER/ALTERNATE KARKAT 

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2013-07-07-14:01

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ENTRY -2. I NEED MORE THEME POSTS.

GIVE ME SOME THEME ENTRY IDEAS IN THE QUESTION BOX BELOW. DO *NOT* SEND VIA ASK. THAT SHIT IS CLOSED UNTIL I DECIDE ON A THEME.

JUST LIKE OLD TIMES I WILL USE A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATING POLYHEDRON TO PICK ONE, AND RE-ROLL IF WHAT IT LANDS ON IS FUCKING DUMB…

OH, AND

 

I GUESS IT WILL ALSO BE THE 10,000 FOLLOWER SPECIAL?

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2013-06-30-16:02

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ENTRY 27. STUFF ABOUT THINGS.

I THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT SHIT I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I DO THINGS TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THAT, LIKE WRITING WITTY FOOTNOTES TO AUDIO POSTS! HA HA.

DOWNLOAD | EXTRAS | ASK

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2013-06-22-17:30

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ENTRY 26. INTRIGUE.

THE GAP BETWEEN QUESTIONS I LIKED AND QUESTIONS I WANTED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IS VERY WIDE WITH THIS ENTRY. STICK THROUGH THE TOUGH SHIT AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FIND SOME VALUABLE PRECIOUS METAL OR SOME OTHER ANALOGY FOR INSIGHT.

DOWNLOAD | ASK | EXTRAS

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2013-06-17-18:02

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ENTRY NUMBER FUCK IT

THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON’T CARE TO SCREEN QUESTIONS. 

DOWNLOAD | ASK | EXTRAS | STRIDER

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2012-09-08-20:49

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ENTRY 18. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.

I

I FOUND THIS SAVED IN MY DRAFTS. I DIDN’T PUT IT THERE. I WOULD HAVE EDITED IT AT LEAST… BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW, I DONT EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING THING I RECORDED IT ON.

BUT THAT MEANS THERE ARE OTHERS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO MY BLOG.

OH FUCK, THAT MEANS THERE ARE OTHERS THAT ARE USING THE CRABPHONE! IN DREAMBUBBLES. SHIT. OH MAN. OH GOD. OH FUCK.

WELL, I MEAN, THEY HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING TOO BAD YET! I THINK… I HOPE.

TEREZI | INSUFFERABLE PRICK | SCARFED MOTHERFUCKER | PANTLESS DEAD FRIEND | EXTRAS | ASK

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2012-08-26-17:38

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ENTRY 17. GETTING TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT.

I’M NOT VERY FOND OF SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS COMING IN. THOUGH “NOT VERY FOND” IS KIND OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT AND WHAT I ACTUALLY MEAN IS THEY’RE FUCKING AWFUL. 

BUT WHEN HAVE THEY EVER NOT BEEN?

JOKES ASIDE, I DO ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED FOR A SPECIFIC MILESTONE. I MEAN THIS ONE IS ALREADY A HUGE ONE, AND PLANS ARE UNDERWAY TO CELEBRATE BOTH THIS AND THE NEXT ONE SIMULTANEOUSLY I GUESS?

TINDECK | ASK

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2012-07-23-02:40

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4skt3r3z1vo1c3:

askkarkatvoice:

ENTRY 16. I’M TIRED AND THIS IS BORING.

THAT’S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO EVACUATE FROM THE VOCAL FOLDS OF MY CHITINOUS WINDTUBE ON THE MATTER.

I’M GOING TO GO HIT THE SLIME. 

TINDECK | ASK

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DONT WORRY, 1 W1LL B3 TH3R3 SHORTLY W1TH MY N3W FOR3NS1CS T34M

TH3Y M4Y B3 ROOK13S W1TH 4 LOT TO PROV3, BUT TH3Y C4M3 H1GHLY R3COMM3ND3D, 4ND 1 4M SUR3 TH3Y 4R3 UP TO TH3 T4SK 

JUST B3 SUR3 TO K33P YOUR GRUBBY L1TTL3 P4WS OFF OF TH3 3V1D3NC3 UNT1L TH3 PROP3R 4UTHOR1T13S 4RR1V3!  

TH3R3S NO US3 1N CONT4M1N4T1NG TH3 CR1M3 SC3N3 W1TH YOUR R3PUGN4NTLY P3TUL4NT 4TT1TUD3 >:]

TEREZI ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

YOUR WEIRD CSI/COURT/DETECTIVE DRAMAS ARE STUPID ENOUGH AS IS BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO THE EXTRA MILE AND FORCE OTHERS TO DEAL WITH THEM?

FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU COULD AT LEAST ASK.

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