I AM THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ASK-VOICE BLOG. THE "STRAIGHT UP FUCKING OG" IF YOU SO PREFER. IF YOU COMBINE THAT WITH THE FACT THAT I'M KARKAT, THIS MEANS I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASK BLOG OF THEM ALL.
THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.
I TRACK THE TAG #askkarkatvoice, IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR FAN SHIT.
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ENTRY 18. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
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I FOUND THIS SAVED IN MY DRAFTS. I DIDN’T PUT IT THERE. I WOULD HAVE EDITED IT AT LEAST… BUT ITS TOO LATE NOW, I DONT EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING THING I RECORDED IT ON.
BUT THAT MEANS THERE ARE OTHERS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO MY BLOG.
OH FUCK, THAT MEANS THERE ARE OTHERS THAT ARE USING THE CRABPHONE! IN DREAMBUBBLES. SHIT. OH MAN. OH GOD. OH FUCK.
WELL, I MEAN, THEY HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING TOO BAD YET! I THINK… I HOPE.
TEREZI | INSUFFERABLE PRICK | SCARFED MOTHERFUCKER | PANTLESS DEAD FRIEND | EXTRAS | ASK
Source: SoundCloud / AskKarkatVoice
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ENTRY 17. GETTING TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT.
I’M NOT VERY FOND OF SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS COMING IN. THOUGH “NOT VERY FOND” IS KIND OF AN UNDERSTATEMENT AND WHAT I ACTUALLY MEAN IS THEY’RE FUCKING AWFUL.
BUT WHEN HAVE THEY EVER NOT BEEN?
JOKES ASIDE, I DO ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING PLANNED FOR A SPECIFIC MILESTONE. I MEAN THIS ONE IS ALREADY A HUGE ONE, AND PLANS ARE UNDERWAY TO CELEBRATE BOTH THIS AND THE NEXT ONE SIMULTANEOUSLY I GUESS?
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ENTRY 16. I’M TIRED AND THIS IS BORING.
THAT’S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO EVACUATE FROM THE VOCAL FOLDS OF MY CHITINOUS WINDTUBE ON THE MATTER.
I’M GOING TO GO HIT THE SLIME.
OH NO! K4RK4T, THATS NOT JU1C3 4ND SC4L3M4T3 FLUFF! DONT YOU R34L1Z3 TH3R3 1S 4 MURD3R SC3N3 1N YOUR R3SP1T3BLOCK? >:O
DONT WORRY, 1 W1LL B3 TH3R3 SHORTLY W1TH MY N3W FOR3NS1CS T34M
TH3Y M4Y B3 ROOK13S W1TH 4 LOT TO PROV3, BUT TH3Y C4M3 H1GHLY R3COMM3ND3D, 4ND 1 4M SUR3 TH3Y 4R3 UP TO TH3 T4SK
JUST B3 SUR3 TO K33P YOUR GRUBBY L1TTL3 P4WS OFF OF TH3 3V1D3NC3 UNT1L TH3 PROP3R 4UTHOR1T13S 4RR1V3!
TH3R3S NO US3 1N CONT4M1N4T1NG TH3 CR1M3 SC3N3 W1TH YOUR R3PUGN4NTLY P3TUL4NT 4TT1TUD3 >:]
TEREZI ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
YOUR WEIRD CSI/COURT/DETECTIVE DRAMAS ARE STUPID ENOUGH AS IS BUT DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO THE EXTRA MILE AND FORCE OTHERS TO DEAL WITH THEM?
FOR FUCK’S SAKE YOU COULD AT LEAST ASK.
Source: askkarkatvoice
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ENTRY 16. I’M TIRED AND THIS IS BORING.
THAT’S REALLY ALL THERE IS TO EVACUATE FROM THE VOCAL FOLDS OF MY CHITINOUS WINDTUBE ON THE MATTER.
I’M GOING TO GO HIT THE SLIME.
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ENTRY 15. NO TITLE.
MORE QUESTIONS, MORE ANSWERS. WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE FUCKING WANT FROM ME?
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ENTRY 14. AS VANILLA AS FROZEN GRUB PASTE.
JUST FUCKING TAKE IT. THIS WAS THE MOST I COULD STAND BEFORE I HAD A RAGE ANEURISM.
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SERIOUSLY. STOP TELLING ME TO JUST ENJOY MYSELF.
THINK ABOUT IT. I’M HERE IN MY THIS FUCKING CRAMPED BLOCK ALL ALONE AND NO ONE ELSE ON THIS ROCK WANTS TO LISTEN TO THE SHIT I WANT TO SAY.
I’M ASKING ABOUT DOING SOMETHING FOR THIS BLOG BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT CARE ABOUT MY WRIGGLING DAY, LIKE TREAT IT AS A THING, AND YOU’RE ALSO THE ONLY FUCKING PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO ME.
SO WHEN I ASK WHAT I SHOULD DO FOR THAT DAY, TELLING ME TO JUST ENJOY MYSELF IS TELLING ME TO DO NOTHING AND BE BORED BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE MUCH ELSE TO DO.
LETS TRY THIS AGAIN. WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR 6/12?
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ENTRY 13. THAT WAS FAST.
LOOKS LIKE I’M GETTING BACK INTO WHATEVER THE FUCK KIND OF SCHEDULE I HAD BEFORE ENTRY 12, DOESN’T IT?
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ASK BOX OPEN NOW
I NOW HAVE LESS MESSAGES THAN I DO POSTS. IT’S ALMOST LIKE STARTING FROM SCRATCH. OR SOMETHING.
THIS MEANS THE ASK BOX IS OPEN. NO STUPID THEMES THIS TIME. I’LL SEE IF I CAN MAKE THE TURNAROUND FOR THIS ONE FASTER THAN A FUCKING MONTH. MAYBE EVEN FASTER THAN A WEEK. WHO KNOWS?
IN CASE ANY OF YOU MISSED IT, THE PREVIOUS, THEMED ENTRY WAS POSTED HERE.
NOW THEN, SEND ME SOME FUCKING QUESTIONS.
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ENTRY 12 - THEME: HYPOTHETICALS.
REALLY, THIS BLOG HAS BEEN FUCKING DESERTED SINCE THE LAST ENTRY.
SO HERE’S THE 4000 FOLLOWER THEMED ENTRY.
I ANSWERED LIKE WHAT? 20 QUESTIONS? THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING QUESTIONS. I TRIED TO TALK FASTER SO THAT THE FILESIZE WOULD BE SMALLER, TOO. I’M SO EFFICIENT.
ANYWAY, I’M GONNA CLOSE THE ASK BOX FOR A BIT WHILE I CLEAR IT. HOLD TIGHT, YOU OVERZEALOUS FUCKS.
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