ASK KARKAT VOICE
I'M HERE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS.

I AM THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ASK-VOICE BLOG. THE "STRAIGHT UP FUCKING OG" IF YOU SO PREFER. IF YOU COMBINE THAT WITH THE FACT THAT I'M KARKAT, THIS MEANS I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASK BLOG OF THEM ALL.

THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.

I TRACK THE TAG #askkarkatvoice, IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR FAN SHIT.

1st April 2014

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ENTRY -3. AUs

WHAT A STRANGELY SIMILAR WORLD WE LIVE IN.

WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO SLIGHTLY FUCKING SUBTLY OFF?

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7th July 2013

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ENTRY -2. I NEED MORE THEME POSTS.

GIVE ME SOME THEME ENTRY IDEAS IN THE QUESTION BOX BELOW. DO *NOT* SEND VIA ASK. THAT SHIT IS CLOSED UNTIL I DECIDE ON A THEME.

JUST LIKE OLD TIMES I WILL USE A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATING POLYHEDRON TO PICK ONE, AND RE-ROLL IF WHAT IT LANDS ON IS FUCKING DUMB…

OH, AND

 

I GUESS IT WILL ALSO BE THE 10,000 FOLLOWER SPECIAL?

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30th June 2013

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ENTRY 27. STUFF ABOUT THINGS.

I THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT SHIT I DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT SOMETIMES. SOMETIMES I DO THINGS TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THAT, LIKE WRITING WITTY FOOTNOTES TO AUDIO POSTS! HA HA.

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22nd June 2013

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ENTRY 26. INTRIGUE.

THE GAP BETWEEN QUESTIONS I LIKED AND QUESTIONS I WANTED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH IS VERY WIDE WITH THIS ENTRY. STICK THROUGH THE TOUGH SHIT AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FIND SOME VALUABLE PRECIOUS METAL OR SOME OTHER ANALOGY FOR INSIGHT.

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17th June 2013

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ENTRY NUMBER FUCK IT

THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON’T CARE TO SCREEN QUESTIONS. 

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16th May 2013

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ACEN

askkarkatvoice:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHERE I’VE GONE IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS, I’M IN YOUR WORLD FOR THE TIME BEING.

MY SECOND STOP IS GOING TO BE ACEN IN ROSEMONT, ILLINOIS.

I DON’T HAVE A PANEL OR ANYTHING, BUT I’LL BE AROUND FOR ALL THREE DAYS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING LOOK LIKE, JUST LISTEN FOR ME.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE I ORIGINALLY POSTED THIS SPONGENUMBINGLY LATE AND WAS STUPID FOR THINKING ANYONE WOULD SEE IT.

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16th May 2013

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ACEN

FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHERE I’VE GONE IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS, I’M IN YOUR WORLD FOR THE TIME BEING.

MY SECOND STOP IS GOING TO BE ACEN IN ROSEMONT, ILLINOIS.

I DON’T HAVE A PANEL OR ANYTHING, BUT I’LL BE AROUND FOR ALL THREE DAYS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING LOOK LIKE, JUST LISTEN FOR ME.

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23rd March 2013

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SAKURACON? I GUESS???

IF ANY OF THE MASSES OF YOU SENTIENT POND SCUM KNOWN AS THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM CARE TO SEE ME IN PERSON, I GUESS STRANGE PARADOX SHIT HAS GIVEN US A CHANCE!

I’LL BE AT SAKURACON IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON ON MARCH 29 TO THE 31ST, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

YOU MIGHT CATCH ME JUST WANDERING AIMLESSLY SURROUNDED BY COSTUMED LUNATICS, BUT WAIT! I WILL ALSO BE ON A PANEL COMPRISED OF A FEW OTHER FANDOM GIANTS. FEEL FREE TO TALK TO US ABOUT SHIT AND SEE WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS WE’LL DO.

THE PANEL IS THIS RIGHT HERE,

”==> Reader: Talk About Homestuck”, 6C, SUNDAY MARCH 31ST AT 10 AM.

SO, BE THERE OR BE WHATEVER IS THE LAMEST THING TO CALL HUMANS.

SEE YOU THERE.

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20th February 2013

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ENTRY 25. 6900 FOLLOWER + 1 YEAR SPECIAL.

THIS WAS A TINY BLOG FROM A TINY INDIVIDUAL THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO. 

I THINK IT’S TIME YOU GUYS GOT A FUCKING CLUE ON THE BASICS OF SOME OF THIS TROLL SHIT. ALLOW ME TO CAREFULLY HOLD THE MAGNIFYING GLASS UP TO YOUR OCCIPITAL ORBS SO YOU CAN INSPECT SAID CLUE.

THANKS AGAIN FOR THE SUPPORT. THERE SHOULD BE MORE COMING FOR CELEBRATORY WHATEVER AS WELL.

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22nd January 2013

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THEME: TROLL CULTURE & STUFF. →

THIS ONE SEEMED TO BE POPULAR SO I’M JUST GOING TO GO WITH MAJORITY VOTE AND NOT GIVE THE RAFFLE OF FREE ANSWER TO ANYONE. SO THERE YOU GO. 

TROLL CULTURE, HISTORY, BIOLOGY, ANY BASIC SHIT ALONG THOSE LINES. I WILL HEAT YOUR HUMAN THINKPANS TO BE MALLEABLE ENOUGH TO WRAP AROUND THESE CONCEPTS.

 THE FASTER I GET GOOD QUESTIONS THE FASTER THIS SHIT GETS DONE, SO SEND IN SHIT AND/OR CALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO CAN THINK OF BETTER SHIT TO SEND AND TELL THEM TO SEND IT.

ASK BOX IS OPEN. GET FUCKING MOVING.

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