I AM THE ORIGINAL FUCKING ASK-VOICE BLOG. THE "STRAIGHT UP FUCKING OG" IF YOU SO PREFER. IF YOU COMBINE THAT WITH THE FACT THAT I'M KARKAT, THIS MEANS I HAVE THE BEST FUCKING ASK BLOG OF THEM ALL.
THIS BLOG GIVES ME A CHANCE TO SPIT MY STUPID RAMBLINGS ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE SOMEHOW. SO IF THE BOX IS OPEN, ASK AWAY.
I TRACK THE TAG #askkarkatvoice, IF ANY OF YOU WANT ME TO SEE YOUR FAN SHIT.
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ACEN
FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHERE I’VE GONE IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS, I’M IN YOUR WORLD FOR THE TIME BEING.
MY SECOND STOP IS GOING TO BE ACEN IN ROSEMONT, ILLINOIS.
I DON’T HAVE A PANEL OR ANYTHING, BUT I’LL BE AROUND FOR ALL THREE DAYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING LOOK LIKE, JUST LISTEN FOR ME.
REBLOGGING BECAUSE I ORIGINALLY POSTED THIS SPONGENUMBINGLY LATE AND WAS STUPID FOR THINKING ANYONE WOULD SEE IT.
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ACEN
FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHERE I’VE GONE IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS, I’M IN YOUR WORLD FOR THE TIME BEING.
MY SECOND STOP IS GOING TO BE ACEN IN ROSEMONT, ILLINOIS.
I DON’T HAVE A PANEL OR ANYTHING, BUT I’LL BE AROUND FOR ALL THREE DAYS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING LOOK LIKE, JUST LISTEN FOR ME.
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SAKURACON? I GUESS???
IF ANY OF THE MASSES OF YOU SENTIENT POND SCUM KNOWN AS THE HOMESTUCK FANDOM CARE TO SEE ME IN PERSON, I GUESS STRANGE PARADOX SHIT HAS GIVEN US A CHANCE!
I’LL BE AT SAKURACON IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON ON MARCH 29 TO THE 31ST, WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
YOU MIGHT CATCH ME JUST WANDERING AIMLESSLY SURROUNDED BY COSTUMED LUNATICS, BUT WAIT! I WILL ALSO BE ON A PANEL COMPRISED OF A FEW OTHER FANDOM GIANTS. FEEL FREE TO TALK TO US ABOUT SHIT AND SEE WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS WE’LL DO.
THE PANEL IS THIS RIGHT HERE,
”==> Reader: Talk About Homestuck”, 6C, SUNDAY MARCH 31ST AT 10 AM.
SO, BE THERE OR BE WHATEVER IS THE LAMEST THING TO CALL HUMANS.
SEE YOU THERE.
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ENTRY 25. 6900 FOLLOWER + 1 YEAR SPECIAL.
THIS WAS A TINY BLOG FROM A TINY INDIVIDUAL THAT MORE AND MORE PEOPLE CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO.
I THINK IT’S TIME YOU GUYS GOT A FUCKING CLUE ON THE BASICS OF SOME OF THIS TROLL SHIT. ALLOW ME TO CAREFULLY HOLD THE MAGNIFYING GLASS UP TO YOUR OCCIPITAL ORBS SO YOU CAN INSPECT SAID CLUE.
THANKS AGAIN FOR THE SUPPORT. THERE SHOULD BE MORE COMING FOR CELEBRATORY WHATEVER AS WELL.
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THEME: TROLL CULTURE & STUFF. →
THIS ONE SEEMED TO BE POPULAR SO I’M JUST GOING TO GO WITH MAJORITY VOTE AND NOT GIVE THE RAFFLE OF FREE ANSWER TO ANYONE. SO THERE YOU GO.
TROLL CULTURE, HISTORY, BIOLOGY, ANY BASIC SHIT ALONG THOSE LINES. I WILL HEAT YOUR HUMAN THINKPANS TO BE MALLEABLE ENOUGH TO WRAP AROUND THESE CONCEPTS.
THE FASTER I GET GOOD QUESTIONS THE FASTER THIS SHIT GETS DONE, SO SEND IN SHIT AND/OR CALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO CAN THINK OF BETTER SHIT TO SEND AND TELL THEM TO SEND IT.
ASK BOX IS OPEN. GET FUCKING MOVING.
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ENTRY 24. MORE FILLER.
AND THAT’S ABOUT IT.
ASKBOX CLOSED UNTIL I ANNOUNCE THE THEME.
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6900 FOLLOWERS.
HOLY SWEET TANGY MOTHERGRUB OF FUCK.
I’M PRETTY SURE YOU ALL KNOW WHY THIS NUMBER IS SIGNIFICANT.
AND NO, NOT IN THE PERVERTED HUMAN SENSE, I MEAN SYMBOLICALLY.
THAT MEANS ONCE AGAIN IT’S TIME FOR
AND IT’S ABOUT FUCKING TIME, THIS SHIT WAS GETTING PRETTY BLAND.
AND ONCE AGAIN I’M LETTING ALL OF YOU OVERLY LOYAL LISTENERS PICK THE THEME.
ACTUALLY YOU ONLY GET TO SUGGEST THE THEME AND THE PICKING IS UP TO MY RANDOM NUMBER GENERATORS BUT WHATEVER.
SUGGESTIONS?
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ENTRY 23. SO MUCH FOR REGULAR ENTRIES.
I’D APOLOGIZE FOR THE LATE ENTRY BUT [USUAL LAME ASS EXCUSE]
TAKE IT AND LISTEN TO ME FUCKING EMBARRASS MYSELF YET AGAIN.
INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS LATER.
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ENTRY 22. CULTURE AND MEMORIES AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
THESE QUESTIONS ARE KIND OF GRABBAG PARTY FAVOR GRADE.
MAYBE I SHOULD DO A THEME ENTRY AGAIN?
(also whispering is not that fucking difficult you lumpspews.)
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ENTRY 21. LETS TRY THIS AGAIN.
I GAVE UP HOPE WHEN I FOUND OUT OTHERS HAD MY CRABPHONE. BUT THEN NOTHING HAPPENED.
SO LETS ASSUME IT WAS DESTROYED IN SOME KIND OF FIREY, BUBBLE-OBLITERATING DOUBLE DEATH RAY OR SOMETHING?
THAT ASIDE, HERE. I’M FUCKING BACK. NEW POST EVERY FRIDAY.
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